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Do you know why sardarji’s find it so difficult to write 11? Because they don’t know which 1 to write first.  

Question: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Answer: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Husband asked his wife How to impress a wife? Wife said: Compliment her,respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her,caress her, love her,stroke her, tease her,comfort her, protect her,hug her, hold her,spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her,care for her, stand by her, support her,hold her and [...]

At 18 a lady is a Foot Ball, 22 men are after her. At 28 a lady is a Basket Ball, 10 men are after her. At 38 a lady is a Golf Ball, only 1 man after her. At 48 a lady is a Table Tennis Ball, 1 man pushing her to the another [...]

दुईजना साथीहरु कुरा गर्दै पहिलो: भरे के गर्दैछौ नि ? दोश्रो: घरमा पुग्ना साथ आफ्नो लुगा धुनु छ, श्रीमती माइती मा छे । अनि तिम्रो नि ? पहिलो: मेरो त घर पुग्ना साथ सालीको कट्टु फुकाल्नु छ । दोश्रो: हँ ! किन …? पहिलो: मैले आज बिहान हतारमा सालीको कट्टु लगाएर आएछु । यो कट्टु [...]

Man Woman Relationship: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!